If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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Streaming now in the United States on HBO Max.

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Frequently asked questions about If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Where can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You in the United States?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is available to stream on HBO Max in the United States, and to rent or buy on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Fandango At Home, and FlixFling. Streaming availability is provided by JustWatch and can change over time.
Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You on HBO Max?
Yes. If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is streaming on HBO Max in the United States.
Can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You for free?
Not free in the United States right now. If I Had Legs I'd Kick You needs a subscription to HBO Max, or you can rent or buy it on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Fandango At Home, and FlixFling.
What are the ratings for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You scores 6.3 on The Movie Database.
Who stars in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You stars Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, and Delaney Quinn. Mary Bronstein is the director.
How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You runs 1h 53m (113 minutes).
When did If I Had Legs I'd Kick You come out?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was released on October 10, 2025.
Which studio made If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was produced by A24, Central Pictures, and Fat City in the United States.
What was the budget for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was made on a budget of $1,500,000.
How much did If I Had Legs I'd Kick You make at the box office?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You grossed $1,709,642 worldwide, against a budget of $1,500,000.
What languages is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You in?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is in English and Spanish, and its original language is English.
Ratings and streaming availability are aggregated from third-party sources; metadata from The Movie Database (TMDB), streaming data from JustWatch. This product uses the TMDB API but is not endorsed or certified by TMDB. Streaming availability checked September 2026.