The Onion Movie
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
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Streaming now in the United States on Plex and Tubi TV.
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Onion Movie - Deleted scene
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Frequently asked questions about The Onion Movie
Where can I watch The Onion Movie in the United States?
The Onion Movie is available to stream on Plex and Tubi TV in the United States, and to rent or buy on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, and YouTube. Streaming availability is provided by JustWatch and can change over time.
Can I watch The Onion Movie for free?
The Onion Movie streams free with ads in the United States on Plex and Tubi TV. A subscription is not required, though the service may ask you to register.
What are the ratings for The Onion Movie?
The Onion Movie scores 6.1 on The Movie Database.
Who stars in The Onion Movie?
The Onion Movie stars Len Cariou, Ken Takemoto, Steven Seagal, Larissa Laskin, and Don McManus. Mike Maguire is the director and Tom Kuntz is the director.
How long is The Onion Movie?
The Onion Movie runs 1h 30m (90 minutes).
When did The Onion Movie come out?
The Onion Movie was released on May 31, 2008.
Which studio made The Onion Movie?
The Onion Movie was produced by The Onion in the United States.
What languages is The Onion Movie in?
The Onion Movie is in Russian and English, and its original language is English.
Ratings and streaming availability are aggregated from third-party sources; metadata from The Movie Database (TMDB), streaming data from JustWatch. This product uses the TMDB API but is not endorsed or certified by TMDB. Streaming availability checked September 2026.